Seeing how manly the competition is, one thinks to themselves, "with all these white-hot man abs and chin-guys how am I supposed to attract the ladies? I'm just a regular guy, right?" Wrong
I've been looking all of my life for a pair of pants that will get me lucky with the ladies but it wasn't until just this week that I finally found my solution. Khakis4Casanovas are the latest pant roll-out from The Gap, and let me tell you, they do the trick.
I used to be a pizza-faced loser with a degree in having parents that hate me!! But, all of that changed when I donned these new Khakis and went on a few HOT dates. Now you could say I'm a veritable James Bond, Austin Powers, or Don Draper. I went from 0-100 bph (babes per hour) real fast. Just one week ago I was getting hazed by in the locker room by my strong teachers, today I'm the biggest lady-man in the metro!! (and im just getting started..)
Ever met the biggest lady-man in ur highschool? Now u have nerd-boy. making out isnt even a big deal to me anymore.. Ive gone all the way dweeb i dont even care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This is what a real lady-man looks like.
I used to be a pizza-faced loser with a degree in having parents that hate me!! But, all of that changed when I donned these new Khakis and went on a few HOT dates. Now you could say I'm a veritable James Bond, Austin Powers, or Don Draper. I went from 0-100 bph (babes per hour) real fast. Just one week ago I was getting hazed by in the locker room by my strong teachers, today I'm the biggest lady-man in the metro!! (and im just getting started..)
Ever met the biggest lady-man in ur highschool? Now u have nerd-boy. making out isnt even a big deal to me anymore.. Ive gone all the way dweeb i dont even care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This is what a real lady-man looks like.
Soke it in noobs, I wont be here for long. I gotta go meet some babes at the dunes and wear pants later.
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