Showing posts with label Let's Get Pantlitical. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Let's Get Pantlitical. Show all posts

04 February, 2015

English Post 12: "Midnight in Paris" an innocent hollywood rom-com, or a sadistic piece of anti-semitic propoganda?

At first glance the popular chick flick "Midnight in Paris" starring Owen Wilson seems like one of your classic time-travel/romance/comedies that hollywood has been pumping out faster than a diabetic hypoglycemic cow produces milk, but, upon further scrutiny, there is a dark ideology hidden beneath the clever jests and pretty faces that are prevalent throughout the film.
A leaked picture of Wilson at a halloween party in 2005 dressed as Adolf Hitler

But first let me give a short synopsis of the film:
An aspiring writer, Gil Pender (Owen Wilson), travels to Paris with his fiance. Gil is struggling with his writing and thinks he would do better in the 1920's. One night he is walking the streets of Paris and finds out that he can time travel back to the20's and talk with his favorite literary heroes. He begins traveling back in time every single night to hang out with Hemingway and Fitzgerald and bae, yet what he never even thinks about doing is warning 1920's Europe about the impending world war and holocaust, and even worse, 9/11.

It's hard to believe that Gil wouldn't have thought about warning the world about the holocaust. I mean, how many times a day are you asked the question "Who would you kill if you could go back in time and kill one person?" (10.) and how often is your answer "Hitler" (every time.). It's more likely that Gil thought about stopping the holocaust/killing Hitler, and made a conscious decision not to. And why would Gil not kill Hitler? The logical conclusion is that Gil was a neo-Nazi himself.

So, next time your innocent son or daughter asks if they can watch "Midnight in Paris" for movie night, you'll know what to say. Because nothing destroys the moral backbone of our nation's children like subliminal Nazi anti-american ideologies that fill our children's heads with depraved communist fantasies.

DP 

22 December, 2014

The Sony Hacking Scandal: Kim Jong-un? More like Kim Jong-unFriended!!

If youre one of the hundreds of people that have been poking and prodding me for my two scents on the Sony hacking scandal that happened this week you know that I am just livid. I mean really. My blood is boiler! Not only can I not believe our "president" could be such a coward in this time of trouble, but in the very same week he signed off on an alliance with the cruelest, most commie regime in the earth: Cuban.

"Why in the H*CK?!" you might ask!, I was asking my self the same thing!!

Well I'll tell you if nobody else will!! I've done a bit of independent investigation into the matter and have discovered that in recent years "President" Obama and Kim Jong Un have become very buddy-buddy.

Attatched are some photos of Kim Jong Un and Barack Obama having a grand old time! And as a citizen of The United States of America, I can tell you one thing! (I wont stand for it!)


Look at our dear "leader" auplauding a ruthless dictator right to his face. 
And the other one is Kim Jong Un! Check your privelige next time white america!



Obama and Kim Jong-un were spotted just last week at Applebees sharing 
appetizers (a spinach bread bowl if you can beleive that!) A waitress
I spoke to (we just talked! I swear!) told me she overheard the two
draconian leaders talking about plans to shut down the release of the
highly anticipated film, "The Interview". She even said that she 
overheard Obama say something about avenging an ageless wrong
committed by the Franco family.



You may be thinking "a slumber party? Really Obama? A slumberparty 
with a commie dictator??! doesnt america deserve better?" Well, concerned
reader, you are right! Our Dear Obama (as the left calls him) has been having 
slumber parties with Kim Jong-un for months now and no body knows why.
Until now.




Move over Michelle Obama! Looks like there's a new first lady in town!
Take a look at this #rare pic of Kim Jong-un and president Obama 
holding hands on a stroll on an august afternoon! Looks like the whole
hacking accident was a little less of a "coincidence"
and a bit more of an on-purpose-ence!!

01 December, 2014

Langston Hughes IOC (MORE LIKE U OC!! (IM KDDING!!!))

Hello blog readers!! Welcome to today's blog! It's actually just an assignment for English class today so feel free to skip it if you don't care about, or dislike learning about black culture! enjoy!!

 (PS yes I am wearing pants in this video stop asking please!!)

06 November, 2014

Life is a Poem. Read it.

Dreaming in the nigh, my only escape.
From this awful cesspool we call society
Counting sheep in the dark
Sheep to the slaughter

Hold on to your dreams
Nay, they aren't yours
Forget your dreams 
Find your own

 

I chose these dreams because I AM AWAKE! Everyone else is a sheep. BAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAAAA. The first part is how I'm not a morning person. The sheep to the slaughter metaphor is about how everyone is a slave to their invisible masters.